Mack Shupe Isms

[Unchained]

You asked for it.
(after losing to Coeburn at Coeburn) "Boys get on the bus, and don't think about it. The sun never shines on a dog's [censored] twice"

True Shupe quote

[tweeder82]

"Son, I've forgotten more about the game than you'll ever know."

Mack - "This Reed kid. Who is his barber?
Me - "I don't know coach"
Mack - "Well I'll tell you one thing, he's a crook!"

[Unchained]

"You can stand here and listen to me call you a dumb [censored], or you can transfer, still get called a dumb [censored], and get beat in 5"

Another good one of his

[imported_six4three]

swing the d.a.m.n. bat.

[BALLCOACH]

"Quit playing fungo with the shortstop and hit the baseball!"

[BALLCOACH]

This was an in-class conversation with a female student teacher:

Mack: "There is no such thing as absolute freedom of speech.

Female Teacher: "Yes, there is!"

Mack: "O.K. then, you're a wh*re!

Female Teacher: no response

Laughter fills the classroom.

[imported_Coach]

i don't doubt that conversation, but that's crazy.

i got a good one.

at a game (i forget the school) where new grass had just been planted around the dugouts, shupe and a few of his players were standing on the newly planted grass.

the opposing coach's wife walks up behind shupe and says "mack, tell your players to get off our newly planted grass"

shupe tells the woman: "lady, you should feel priviledged my boys are even standing on your field"

[Unchained]

Shupe in History class discussing LBJ being thrust into the Presidency:

"I wouldn't have elected that S.O.B. as dog-catcher of Rocky Fork if he was the only one running"

[duckmeat]

lol that is great...

[LCAS_712]

[ QUOTE ]
You asked for it.
(after losing to Coeburn at Coeburn) "Boys get on the bus, and don't think about it. The sun never shines on a dog's [censored] twice"

True Shupe quote

[/ QUOTE ]
Did you all loose to Coeburn again?